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Where have the panties gone?

SOMEONE HELP!!!
C-STRING KE?
SAVE OUR PANTIES!!! 
I couldn’t stop laughing the other day when I saw the C-String. I fear for my unborn daughters’ generation who will NEVER EVER know what a pant really is, or was, as the case will be (sigh). I remember those days, wey you go wear pant, you sef go know say you wear PANT! But now… I doubt if  in d future we go  dey wear pant at all. Seriously! C-String ke?? In this life I have had enough hembahrahzin moments that amaze me, I’m not about to add Sisi & the C-string to it. My worst nightmare would be me strolling down the road and someone taps me on the shoulder…”i think you dropped something”…Lo and behold brethren…my pata on the floor! Hembarahzment toh bad oh! (Can’t watch)


The major motive for the C-String is to eradicate Visible Panty Lines!Mo ti gbo! By the way kini big deal about VPL sef? How many people have died from their pata lines showing? If you don’t want VPL why not skip wearing pant all together? at least breezee go blow that area small (it needs fresh air sometimes you know) lol. If you feel funny about going bare like that why don’t u stick it together with evostick or cello-tape?? I have a dream, that one day…there will be I-Strings and eventually pata will go extinct just like the dinosaurs.  As our jeans go lower and lower…it only makes sense that our panties follow suit. In these days of Iphone, Ipad, Itouch …it is only reasonable that Apple comes up with the Ipant! All in favour of the Ipant say “I”!


Yesterday i badly wanted a baby,i don dey eye some fine fine children for some time now-both oyinbo, both half-caste, both blacky… Madam Jodie did not help matters by releasing this single Kuchi Kuchi. Now I want a baby! NOW! Oh baby….This baby matter I shall save it for another day but now I will sing along  and pretend my pillow is a handsome little boy whom I love with all my heart!!!
PS. I will pretend I didn’t see cobwebs on my blog!

24 thoughts on “Where have the panties gone?

  1. Really? I have never heard of C string o, I guess I am stale. The future generation is really in trouble. The funny thing is that they won't know what they missed and they will see us as archaic, just as we see our grandparents as archaic when we found out that they were tying wrappers and wearing 'kembe' shorts in the early 20th century.

  2. Girl this is the first time I'm hearing of C string oooo…from the picture it looks like an Itsekiri Iron weapon

    Dont worry too much about our daughters…I'm sure our great grand parents worried about our generation too……:p

  3. lmao..I'm still trying to understand the G string talk less of C string but this oyinbo people take underwear invention to another level.

    Mehn that thing looks painful

  4. lol @ "My worst nightmare would be me strolling down the road and someone taps me on the shoulder…'i think you dropped something' "

    Like Myne said, we are going back to the days of the loincloth

    According to the bible, man saw that he was naked and covered himself…hope we wont get to a time when man will no longer want to cover himself…ha!

  5. hahahahhhahahhahahaha Sisi abeg don't kill me , c-string (please how would it work) …. imagine running to catch bus with that one ..wahala dey!!!

  6. But wait o , remember the days of mothercare panties , I think they were knitted , thight and like bum shorts chei , evolution of pata toh badh

  7. Hilarious! hmm, C-string ke? na wa o! The rate at which girl are showing their behinds in public places now is just terrible and yes I do wonder sometimes about our daughters. We should take up placards and hit the streets; Save our panties ooo!

  8. lol@ "My worst nightmare would be me strolling down the road and someone taps me on the shoulder…'i think you dropped something'"

    As that one will be embarrassment of the highest order.

    Love the jodie video and i have also been eyeing kids lately…some hormone i would say

  9. OMG! YOU.ARE.HILARIOUS!!!! Just came across your blog this evening, read 2 posts and i'm already hooked. Fab and Funny! You definitely have a new follower!

  10. This your granny pant prophecy dikwa risky….I feel like buying up a bag full of em to keep for my baby girls. They must have the authentic piint experience. which kin c-pant nonsense be that one..msheew

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