Hello my lovely people,how market? (don’t mind me, just random, lol). So I have gist…story story…
Last Saturday I started a new course in Internal Communications (yay!) so I had to go to London to take the class, when I reach there the tutor say make we introduce oursef, and he started with me-why oh why! I had that awkward moment where I didn’t know what to say…and then i went…*gulp*My name is yemi so&so, graduated in so&so, working as a kini at so&so for the past 3 months. I cleared my throat and siddoned.
The next woman started with “my name is Mary, CEO so&so, 23 years in the Comms Industry”. Next dude, “hi, Alan, Director so&so, 15 years in the industry”…”Kim, Manager so&so enterprises for 25 years”…and na so all of them introduce demselves. My self esteem just drop …the work wey I dey do nor even relate to the course, dem kon dey wonder wetin I dey do there…lol. Even me I kon dey wonder…if no be me start the introduction I for don come up with something like….”CEO Gistdotcom, Manger so&so in Nigeria”…Oh well, nothing spoil. God dey.
On my back home, I was at bond station,holding my heavy textbooks, waiting for the train and thinking about my life when I noticed one black guy, he was well dressed with suitcase sef, like pesin wey just dey from office. Omoguy close eye, dey hum to music without earphones and he dey march. Odd I thought…but in this London nothing is odd-the weather too cold for krase man to pull cloth waka naked-their krase get level. So the omoguy kept marching and humming with eyes closed towards the platform…and I was looking…he was marching…I was looking and like joke na GBOINGGG! I hear, omoguy fall inisde the train track and a train was approaching…
I dumped my bags, books plus the new shoe wey I buy and got into the tracks along with another man to help take him out, another lady helped too, the crowd just dey hala…’OMG’ WTF’…I thought to myself ‘na dat one we dey talk?…c’mon come and help use to carry this omoguy’…the guy just heavy like pesin wey chop 2 buckets of akpu. I dey use my corner eye dey spy my load wey I drop…I can’t shout. We carried him out just in time as the train approached.
What was weird tho, was that this omoguy dusted himself, carried his suitcase and stood as normal as if nothing happened…!!!The station officials finally arrived and I pointed…’that is the guy that fell in’…shuo, cos dem kon dey tink say na me or the other bros wey help naim fall. Abeg oh.. LOL. It was when I left the station I thought…Oh my! I just helped to save a man’s life and I began to feel cool, and my head began to swell, and swell, and swell…abeg make una help me hold am. lol
So from henceforth call me BOND…Yemmie BOND
u wee not kee smbori! Bt seriously,d guy 4 donate im fine cloth b4 im commit suicide!
As you don turn Yemmie Bond, make I pose as the 'bond guy' small. As you know say James bond dey always get bond girls.
That was a good deed. Reflex.
LMAO. 3 GBOSA'S for Yemmie Bond. No let your self esteem drop o jare. After all, you be CEO of GistDotCom and other etchetaram etchetaram. That was a heroic thing you did in helping to save the guy. At some point, I thought you would say the guy was blind.
Lol @ "I dey use my corner eye dey spy my load wey I drop"
Welldone!
Hahahaha, this is not funny but the way u narrated d whole story funny chai.
Yemmie Bond, ur baptism name na im be dat. How person go close eye dey waka, smh.
CEO gistdotcom I hail oh!!!
oohw woow..
hmmm its forces…
he was trying to kill himself
God save his soul
AMEN x
Yemmie Bond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go girl.
Lol… Sisi Bond. I throway salute.
bond girl.good job girl but don't your head burst o.and about ur class its not how far its how well so keep your head up dear
Lol, CEO u sef u suppose know oyinbo pple style..u for add ur own eh Yemi Bond.
OMG!!! JEsus Christ! Yemmie Bond, over-liver dey worry u o! Abi, the train tracks nor resemble the ones wey dey NYC?! Abi?..Cos if na the type wey dey for NYC, train dey come, pesin march inside, walai, I go join mouth in prayers make the rats wey dey on top the track carry am to safety ni…..Walai, over-liver and adrenalin boku for your body!
By the way, is that you in the pinshure?! What m I saying? It has got to be u….vyn geh no pimples!
As per the introduction thingy, I no even fit laugh u….u berra become paddies with those people. Na real gold mine for connections be that…
LOL Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!
God bless. 🙂
LOL @ yemmie bond. Crase true true get many levels. Good job girl.
hahahahahahaha… You're hilarious
See her ooo. Feelin cool like she's schillin in a bottle!! Kudos to you oooo!! Yes you have know gained the honorary title of Bond!
LMFAO @ HoneyDame
That was some serious bravery. IDK that i would have jumped in after him…maybe just help pull him up while still on the platform. Look at you, Yemmie Bond!
cool heroine!!!
Bond Lomo latile! YOu get am for inside. Wait o.. was he blind? lol. Loling also at CEO Gistdotcom. lol
– LDP
LMHO. You did a good job helping him. That just goes to show that not everyone you see looking well is actually well.
O wow! Craziness get levels oh! *smh* yemmyBond toh bad lolz. Am glad God used u for him sha
All d best with ur bus course, don't let ur classmates intimidiate u jore, u seem like d youngest there. Represent our generation wella. :*
LOOOOOL!!!! wow! Yemmie Bond! Good job!
As I dey read your post, I suppose say na one joke like dis you get for us, I no no say na serious matter be dis… well done Bond babez! lol.
LMFAO. Original CEO. Mehn, they need to get that guy checked out oh.
LOL!!Mehn u try o…yemi bond toh bad.lmao.
Lol. Yemmie, u r so funny, 3 Gbosas to u! Glad u saved somebody's life. U r truly brave.
That was really brave of you Yemi Bondie, LOL…
Well done jare.
laughter has killed me. i think my contractions has started …….wow brave of you, jumping into the track to save the guy. And it seems like the guys sef no care say e nearly die.
As per your class i can imagine how embarrassed you were. Just try and network with those people they are a good set of people to know one on one.
Lol…cool story, miss bond*
lmao @Yemi Bond. Saving a life is not beans. General Manager and Overseer of Gistdotcom and Holdings lol
Looool… But on a serious note what u did was very brave!
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Yemmie Bond, weeeeellllll done!!!!!
:O… This is like american movie! Chai..why didn't you ask him why he jumped in…nawa o! Good Job
lwkmd….in short 12 gbosa's for you!!! Thanks for stopping by.
OMG! I have missed you! LMAO!!!
That was brave….take a bow Madame BOND 🙂
LDP…he was not blind oh. I'm still confused about the matter. lol
Thanks babe…that's what i'm going to do….NETWORK!
You make me literally 'Laugh Out Loud'…I do ba le for you girl…you truly saved a life!!
Hehe. Ms. Bond. The name has been earned ad will expire in 468 hours.
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Jesus Christ, i don laff comot for chair ooo, Yemmie Bond don kill me. Kudos