People aound me know I love food. Scratch that. I love GOOD food! So I remember when I went to naija and I was just craving everything I hadn’t eaten in a while. I wrote a list of meals to be demolished; suya dey dia, fresh fish peppersoup dey dia, kilishi dey too, isiewu & nkwobi enter d list too.
Na so one day an aunt of mine overheard me saying I want to eat ‘efo’. She kon extend invitation gimme…she raved about how her efo was one in town and na so I just dey lick lips dey salivate. She said ‘come on friday evening’…I have never missed a food appointment in my life; I got there 40 minutes early!
When I reach the house…I was waiting for the aroma of the efo to envelop me in the parlour but I perceived nothing. I tilted my nose to the left and to the right…still nothing. Ah, abi she don cook the soup since put am for freezer? Ok na. An hour into my visit the food never still comot kitchen shuooo. I was pretending I didn’t come to their house for the sole purpose of food. I was watching TV and commenting on how cute their daughter was and how nice the curtains by the window and how fascinating I found that their doorknob was red in colour…I was going on and on about nothing.
Hahahaah… Very funny. Food no go kee u., bad bad efo. I feel u my dear, I have a friend like dat too. She no sabi cook anything, shame!
ROFLMAO. I can only imagine your pain. Pele, my dear. Lol. You always manage to crack me up, even over something as serious as your stomach in danger. :))
LDKMD!!!! Long throat don hold you prisoner!!!! Hahahahaha
I almost peed on myself. that was too funny loooool. sorry about the rocky eba and stale efo.
lmao
Hehehehehe! How you take escape? The take-away still follow you reach house? LOL!
***Hazel***
ajigbijigbijigbi! tehehehe!
U sure pulled a straight face in that table cos i wlda had a "omg-wat-is-this?" face!
Anyhow, where av u been?
Hehehehehehehe. How you take escape? The take-away still follow you reach house?
***Hazel***
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
ROFL!!!
Sisi Yemmie, you are three much sef!
Pele.
Arriving 40 minutes early! Looool!
Where you been??? Hope all is well though (besides this your efo adventure).
LWKMD..this is some hilarious something..lol…une sorry hen. Next time you know not to go to her house abi.
lolllll pele
LMAO!!!! your aunt wsn't goin to let u off the hook easily. sowi lol
You no get choice na to finish the food or find when she comot you side, carry plate for kitchen go throwey…LMAO
hahaha
You couldn't even escape with the take away!
#laughing#…………….don't know what to say ooo..hahahhahaa…ok! AWUFF DEY PURGE BELLY CHEI?..hahaha
If you cannot smell the aroma then something is wrong…
Well, she taught you a lesson; which is to cook your own food, eat in a restaurant or buy take-away.
Didn't you know that your aunt was a bad cook?
hahaha see where love of food led u to….too funny.. there is nothing worst than terrible ebo talkless of the bad efo simply torture 😀
well,with this,when next you hear one in town efo,you'll hold your self.
Ebina! lol,I love good food too, I think its one of our assignments on earth
Hahahaha!!!!Copy@Miz:Long throat prison be that one!!!eeya,pele!lmao!
lol. I feel you o. Ah, you have to manage and eat very slowly.lol
lmao pele but this is too funny lol
Suffering and smiling. na wa oo. Next time check IV well well.
A question no one has ever answered me…why do bad cooks love piling your plate with their bad food? The thing tire me..meanwhile if its real nice food, its never enough…..
I can just imagine the torture. Lmao.
Na you wey start am go finish am. Olojukokoro. lol
I like your aunty mehn! lol
– LDP
the woman has been planning for you b4 b4.lol.c'mon, how she no go know say the food no sweet?
ROTFLMAO!!! you're soooo funny!
Lol, you have a lovely way of telling a story. It made me laugh
lwkmd!
choi!!It is over!!!! LMAO…i nor fit laugh finish….in fact, na true red your own enter..
awoof dey purge o……………..lwkm.
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Aunty toh sure! LOL! EEya she fall your hand gaaan
I loooove food, but ever since I started jogging E V E R Y D A Y I dont like certain food anymore.lol To carry thhis ikebe and laps dey run for Jabi Abuja no be yam and stew.lol
Hahahahahahaha! Take away is always my best option.. lol
Sorry for the rocky Eba and bad efo….lol
LWKMD, you don see food and you wan run? LOL…
LOL! allow the woman now…in her mind the efo is sweet 🙂
Oh dear…..this is hilarious. You really timed both your journey and how long it took them to serve the "amazing" efo and extremely soft eba NOT!. I trust next time, you won't talk to ur aunt about efo riro! lol pele.
Lwkm. I think say aunty plan for you o.
hahahahahahahaha, i can't breathe oh, this is too funny
hahah great interesting post. hoping that you will go through this period safely.
hohoho hahaha hehehe…I don't know whether to feel sorry for you or to say it serves u right. lol.
hahahahahahahaha! too funny
lwkmdfh! Next time, do ur research- longthroat go do wonders, lol …sori o! Hope ur stomach has recovered.
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great interesting post. love such comic here.
"…since you like it so much, finish it…" brilliant.
LOL! Your post had me in stitches. Nice one…Sisi Yemmie
Blessings….
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i feel sorry for you o, it reminds me of the time i was eyeing this good looking brother and doing the mantra so he go sit by me, i got meh wish and more cause when he open he mouth it stink like hell, meh eye water from the fumes, ah vex bad, ah get out 2/3 stops before meh real stop.
you know wah they say, "Becareful what you wish for, yuh just might get it"…hehe
p.s.
you know your aunty probably read this post right?
stay blessed.
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loooool! It's really a sad story.. me sef, I'm making my list and I go chop well well as soon as I enta naija!
LMSAO….eyah! I really can't imagine after so much mouth watering
Where is Sisi Yemmie?
Missed all the comedy……..where est thou? Left for too long………..
ROFLMAO…Serves you right. Long throat no good o. Remember say free tins dey run belle.Eya…sorry o. I thank God say I been no dey your bata!!
Nice one Sisi!
LOL!!!! i make good efo….when next u visit, lemme know and pls remind me to keep kulikuli and malta guiness for u too! Encore…
I didn't know U are so Funny until I passed through Ur Blog … So inspired.keep it on !!!