“Nigeria is expected to make history on October 1 2010, when its caterers build and unveil the world’s largest cake. The 65,000kg cake, will be unveiled at the National Stadium, Abuja, is expected to beat the current Guinness World Records. The cake, which will be 100ft long and 6ft high, will require the services of at least 2000 persons, and is expected to beat the records of the current world’s largest cake, a 58ton cake which was baked in 1989”
I’m not a politician oh but immediately I read about this news story na my blood begin dey boil. All my hsir stand like ayamatanga for that Ishawuru film of those days. What arrrrrrrant nonsence! Sotaaay we nor see any beta tin to do, it is now to be baking cake kwa! Cake for what? To celebrate 50 years of , of, of…..! Hmmm….I must table this matter oh. I was so upset that I started ranting on twitter and to my friends and to everybody that cared to listen. The people I mostly talked with were youths, under 30 and here’s what they had to say;
‘Na so we see am’
‘How we go do na’
‘This is Nigeria for you’
….and some rascal even had to liver to tell me “this is how Nigeria has been and it will continue to be so”. Na tufiaka i spit for the boy face, and I give am shege too (shoving my palm and spreading my fingers in his face), he was now wondering why I’m taking it personal.lol. Imagine the words coming out from the lips of our youths! So if poverty wan kpai you and you never see eba swallow, you go dey talk say ‘ehn, na so we see am’? The problem with Nigeria is corruption with the leaders that have refused to give us (leaders of tomorow) chance. Tomorow don reach n dem still neva give us chance sotaaaaay ‘he who must not be mentioned ‘ wan do Part 2!
I gree that the problem with our leaders is corruption but there is a bigger problem with the youths-MINDSET-of corruption, backwardness. I remember this my friend that I was gisting with one day, her papa na politician (popular one) and all she kept saying was ‘erm, things cant change, no be naija…’ I quickly told her ‘c’mon shurrup’!Its easy for her to say….she dey school abroad, drive flashy cars,go on vaction, shop at Harrods with our oyel (oil) money. Her papa dey embezzle funds,and we all know.Meanwhile her mates dey huzzle to chop 1 square meal and she dey yarn opata. Her mouth dey smell abi? I tell am too.
The funny things about Nigerian corruption is that its bold and in yo face! like BOOM! Now they want to use money that they should be using for beta things to bake cake-more opportunity to chop our money-Daing! The stuff they come up with! What an insensitive offer from an insensitive government. What are we celebrating?.lol . Abeg make rain fall that day make the cake scatter…infact make dem pourgggggggeeee! Is that the kind of National Cake we wan chop? What happened to ‘Light up Nigeria? Oshi! Wetin be that proverb about a fool at 50 again? ehem….’A fool at 50 is a fool forever’ (no b me talk am oh). Nigeria Agadi nwayi at 50, you are baking cake….SMH! Shame, shame, shame,shame!!! wa, wa, wa, wa!!!!!!!
P.S: Those who wan follow that cake should better think twice. Eating from it is tantamount to sharing in the curses the poor masses of Nigeria will shower on them. Dis one na chop and die o, weda una like am or not.
