Yesterday I was trying to make dinner so I remembered I wanted
some sweet corn but I did not have any at home, kia kia I drove to the nearest
mart to pick one up, I got to the cashier and this all-too-familiar
conversation ensued.
Cashier: No change.
Me: Ok?
She looks away, perhaps wishing in her head I would disappear.
Me: Ehen?
Cashier: No change!
Me: What am I supposed to do? Look for change for you? Why is she looking at me like Lucozade?
Mind you, I gave her 500 Naira, the sweet corn cost 250
naira.
naira.
Cashier: There’s no change.
I understand what no change means, what I don’t understand is
why this babe cannot comot from where she stand to go and ask her manager or
look for change at least! Shuo.
Me: Oya, where’s your manager?
Cashier: He’s not around, aunty abeg I want to attend to
anoda customer… and she tries to dismiss me with that. But una know say I can
stubborn pass he-goat, so I stood my ground.
anoda customer… and she tries to dismiss me with that. But una know say I can
stubborn pass he-goat, so I stood my ground.
Me: So because no manager you cannot get change? What you
mean to tell me is that you have not sold up to 250 naira since morning? If I
call the owner of this store will he be happy to hear this? Don’t worry, Let me
see how you will give another person change today.
mean to tell me is that you have not sold up to 250 naira since morning? If I
call the owner of this store will he be happy to hear this? Don’t worry, Let me
see how you will give another person change today.
Change appeared few minutes later.
If I count the amount of change I have left in these Lagos
stores/kiosk/traders etc, e don pass 10000, ahn ahn! Please tell me I’m not the
only person experiencing this No Change drama. I actually believe it is a new
business strategy, you cannot convince me otherwise!
stores/kiosk/traders etc, e don pass 10000, ahn ahn! Please tell me I’m not the
only person experiencing this No Change drama. I actually believe it is a new
business strategy, you cannot convince me otherwise!
Another time I went to buy Meat Pie from this fast food outlet and
because I was so hungry, I don dey munch the meatpie already, next thing the
attendant just said “ aunty we don’t have change oh”… See me see wahala, I don
almost chop the meat pie finish… The way he said it, he expected me to say “Ok, no wahala” and then gerrout of the place. I’m sorry, you’re not in luck
today. If I want to dash money, I will dash. You have to give me my change sir,
mo sorry gan.
because I was so hungry, I don dey munch the meatpie already, next thing the
attendant just said “ aunty we don’t have change oh”… See me see wahala, I don
almost chop the meat pie finish… The way he said it, he expected me to say “Ok, no wahala” and then gerrout of the place. I’m sorry, you’re not in luck
today. If I want to dash money, I will dash. You have to give me my change sir,
mo sorry gan.
So I told him, “ bros, you have to find change or I will
drop this half meatpie and go away with my money OR we will bring the money and tear it into two so you keep your half and the half meatpie” he must have realized say he don jam Aso Rock: a hungry Sisi is a very very angry Sisi. Next thing this guy goes into their koro office
and change magically appears!Hurrah! Mstcheww!
drop this half meatpie and go away with my money OR we will bring the money and tear it into two so you keep your half and the half meatpie” he must have realized say he don jam Aso Rock: a hungry Sisi is a very very angry Sisi. Next thing this guy goes into their koro office
and change magically appears!Hurrah! Mstcheww!
Another time I bought Indomie and expected change of at
least 500 naira and I was told “aunty pick another thing worth 500 naira, we
don’t have change” Hell oh Hell. Noooooo! I don’t want to pick another thing,
give me my change. “Do you want Tom-Tom? Or Digestive Biscuit? Or Tin Milk?” He proded.
least 500 naira and I was told “aunty pick another thing worth 500 naira, we
don’t have change” Hell oh Hell. Noooooo! I don’t want to pick another thing,
give me my change. “Do you want Tom-Tom? Or Digestive Biscuit? Or Tin Milk?” He proded.
Do not fall for that strategy oh! That day mo gba change mi,
nonsense and ingredients. Na today yansh dey back? If you like be doing big boy and big girl in Lagos, they will use “No Change” to finish your salary. My first expereinces: I always leave the change with them if it’s less than 100 naira, if its more than then I allow them bamboozle me that I can come back to get it another time. I never go back.
nonsense and ingredients. Na today yansh dey back? If you like be doing big boy and big girl in Lagos, they will use “No Change” to finish your salary. My first expereinces: I always leave the change with them if it’s less than 100 naira, if its more than then I allow them bamboozle me that I can come back to get it another time. I never go back.
My eye don dey shook this time, make nobody try me. Give me my change!
