C‘mon people! What is so wrong in Stephanie wanting to make 300 sandwiches for her boyfriend. Oh, you don’t know what I’m talking about? This news story has been trending since yesterday, let me break it down for you!
Stephanie Smith has a blog called 300 Sandwiches which she says was inspired by her boyfriend, Eric.
“My boyfriend E is obsessed with two things: Star Wars and sandwiches. During a Sunday lunchtime viewing of “Return of the Jedi” he told me: “you are 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!” … And so, I got cooking “…
Suddenly, so many people want to crucify her for doing this, the feminists have come baring their fangs and I don’t understand why such a beautiful story has turned into “Oh, she’s in an abusive relationship“. LOL. If she wants to make sandwiches for le boo, let her go ahead and make 1000, did she complain? She has managed to take on the challenge and turned it into a great blog. Win-Win. Please read the below excerpts and tell me what you think!
My boyfriend, Eric, is the gourmet cook in our relationship,
but he’d always want me to make him a sandwich.
but he’d always want me to make him a sandwich.
Each morning, he would ask, “Honey, how long you have been
awake?”
awake?”
“About 15 minutes,” I’d reply.
“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a
sandwich?”
sandwich?”
To him, sandwiches are like kisses or hugs. Or sex.
“Sandwiches are love,” he says. “Especially when you make them. You can’t get a
sandwich with love from the deli.”
“Sandwiches are love,” he says. “Especially when you make them. You can’t get a
sandwich with love from the deli.”
One lazy summer afternoon just over a year ago, I finally
gave in. I assembled turkey and Swiss on toasted wheat bread. I spread Dijon
mustard generously on both bread slices, and I made sure the lettuce was
perfectly in line with the neatly stacked turkey slices.
gave in. I assembled turkey and Swiss on toasted wheat bread. I spread Dijon
mustard generously on both bread slices, and I made sure the lettuce was
perfectly in line with the neatly stacked turkey slices.
Eric devoured the sandwich as if it were a five-star meal,diving in with large, eager bites. “Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.
As he finished that last bite, he made an unexpected
declaration of how much he loved me and that sandwich: “Honey, you’re 300
sandwiches away from an engagement ring!”
#Team300Sandwiches
declaration of how much he loved me and that sandwich: “Honey, you’re 300
sandwiches away from an engagement ring!”
#Team300Sandwiches
See how people are reporting the story e.g Bitch Make Me 300 Sandwiches! LOL. Caaamaaan!
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