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When you are invited for a meeting and you get prepped, drive all the way from mainland to the island, discuss ideas and then when it comes to budget they say "sorry we don't have a budget"
2
When a brand offers to pay you in "backlinks" and "social media shout outs"!
3.
When people send you links of a blog/website that has copied your posts/photos without giving credit.Ole Jati Jati |
4.
...And then they ignore the mail you send to address the situation. Wehdone!
Oh Kare! |
5.
When you are about to take a photo and the security man acts like you brought out a gun instead of a phone.
Ahn ahn...eeees it not ordinary photo? |
6.
When your family and friends want to eat before you've taken the perfect instagram photo
7.
And they remind you that you have been blogging for many years and yet cannot afford a banana island mansion.
8.
When Nigerian bloggers get together to discuss the challenges of blogging in Nigeria and how money slow to enter.
9.
10.
When someone asks you what kind of rubbish career is blogging and why you're wasting your time?
But you still want me to tweet about your business abi? |
11.
When you see your post/video on Bella Naija-Mama I made it!
12.
...But then the post gets some unwarranted bad comments. Sigh
13.
When a brand offers to send you free stuff + pays due compensation.
14.
When friends and friends of friends request that you post stuff for free on your blog because..."what are friends for"? and you tell them you'll think about it.Still thinking about it |
15.
When your 7 minute video tells you "10 hours remaining to get uploaded on YouTube"
16.
When you respond to an advert enquiry and they want to pay N5,000 instead of the N20, 000 you quoted.
17.
But you try to negotiate because at all at all naim bad pass .
Did I miss anything?
Hahaha!! Omg! That woman with her dropped jaw got me ROFL! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd that decision to pay you less than a quater of what you quoted ticks me off e'ery darn time.
That Number 17 though.. LOL!! Yelz, at all at all Na im bad pass..
Hehehe
We gon make it!!!!
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Hey, it's just like any other job! Ups,downs and work,work,work. But, if you actually enjoy it then I will say it's all good.Huh?😆
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ReplyDeleteThat YouTube upload time could be frustrating. I guess it's due to poor network.
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Hahahahahaha this blogpost is the Realesttttttt. *tears*
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DeleteHahahaha lol Sisi hmmm looks at number 15 and shakes head *sad face*
ReplyDeleteI swear! The 1 about the security man is me at the market pretending that I'm watching a movie on my phone but actually vlogging that s***. That free ad own sef. As if we don't pay for Internet. No. 15 me last week. I waited for the vlog to upload o! When it got to 100% d next big talk was. Processing. After waiting from 6pm to 3am? I just said if I wait for it to process and don't get any sleep? God won't forgive me. Oh! Fix it! Chineke Nnam ��
ReplyDeleteOne thing I adore about you is your style of writing,very simple and communicating.Your sense of humor will always make me read your content no matter how long.
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Sisi, ohhhh your blog makes me laugh like a mumu. I can relate o. Though not a blogger. Sisi yemmie for president! You can make someone's mood go from 0-100 real quick
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This post reminds me of Zikoko!
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ReplyDeleteMy dad does #7 to me! Even before the house, when Linda bought her Range Rover (or sha, big car), he called me like see, what are you doing with yourself?
Hilarious, and very real. After all these years, you're still one of my faves! <3
Thank you for this today. I was really thinking about just giving up trying to make money from my blog, so its good to know I'm not alone in the struggz.
I'm still not done laughing this is so real ! I live in Abidjan and it makes even more sense here ... People don't even know what's blogging is mama
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Lol you are so on point.
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Not that bad though
The best kind of clients are just not that easy to find.
I pray they find me
You forgot to mention when the favorite / most popular of your readers is still from two years ago.
ReplyDeleteLol. So relatable!
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ReplyDeletethis post is so Zikokoesq! so funny and real! the hustle is real yo!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. It's hard out there for a blogger. Lol. Wish I could relate.i blog as a hobby. Never thought of minetizing.
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ReplyDeleteIt is well, we will get there lol! I can so relate to this
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How about, "babe, you Don dey fresh anyhow oh. I can see that this blog of yours is really rolling the dough in". When I'm not even sure if I'll ever make one kobo from it yet. Sisiyemmie you totally killed this post. Couldn't stop laughing.... Well done
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lmao rings true Sisi Yemmie... some do not realise the work that goes into blogging ... this made me laugh hard almost thought I was on Zikoko. Great job
ReplyDeleteLMAO! So true!!
ReplyDeleteBlogging in Nigeria is HARD if you're not Linda Ikeji.
LMAO,
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this is funny but very true. Imagine when they ask you what you do for a living, what will say? Blogging! They will look at you, like!, what is blogging? Is that one occupation, you better go and apply for job!
Shout out all those bloggers making full time income.
Its really funny.. but i love my naija wella
ReplyDeleteAt all at all na im bad pass is the funniest one to me... :-)
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As innn. People can steal posts ehn! A top blog copied 4 of my articles without giving me credit. I sent them a mail, they ignored it. I dropped a comment on their blog, they won't publish it. I'm planning to report them to google.
ReplyDeleteHehehe also, people can price adverts ehn, advertising on my side bar is 10,000 monthly, a woman started with me from 2500 till we eventually ended up on 6000. Bloggers dey try ooo.
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