Bobo and I were driving home, I can’t remember what radio station we were listening to but I’d like to believe it was ChazB because that’s where we’re tuned in to most evenings on our drive home: I love that show especially now that he includes Stephen with a PH and Chike, oga of Emotional Intelligence...EI for everything! You hear the most ridiculous stories there and it makes you wonder...is this really happening in our society?!
Anyways, we were laughing about something and Bobo ended his laugh and sighed “My sister”….what followed was silence. Sister nibo? I looked at him “What did you just say”?He refused to turn fully my way but was “unlooking”…I see. So I’m his sister now ba? He mumbled and mumbled excuses about how he did not know when he said it, the thing just jabo…me I was busy somersaulting in my mind…brethren, my husband just sister zoned me after all the efo riro I make for him! I’m flabberwhelmed and overghasted!
E jor o, you were all here when we did wedding in July, how many months ago be that? E don reach 6 months? Mba. 3 months plus pere and my husband has sister zoned me, that means e no go reach two years before he go mommy zone me…aiye mi oh! We will now be calling each other Mummy and Daddy like some of our parents do….na from clap e go enter dance. This has to stop! I cannot take it...
Where did I go wrong? I mean, what could I have done to make my tear-rubber husband call his tear-rubber wife , “sister”. I’m suspecting it’s because of my messy messy behavior…I fart in his presence too often now but he returns the favour too! Couples do that don't they? Oh dear...could that be a reason??? Where have I gone wrong? E ma gba mi!
Please my friends tell me what I need to do to get out of the sister zone…it’s paining me oh!I thought the friend zone was bad until I discovered this sister zone ...H E L P! Have you ever been zoned? How did you get out of it? :D
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This is very hilarious...
ReplyDeleteA Funny Piece
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's the farting
ReplyDeletehilarious!!! d tin jabo for his mouth pepe sisi
ReplyDeleteThis Really cracked me up....I love your piece.
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over funny dey worry u sisiyemmie...
ReplyDeleteLooool, Yemisi you are not serious at all.
ReplyDeleteLol Sisyemmie, I have to words. This is hilarious, I'm not exactly sure if you need advice but what I would say is to talk to him and ask him what he meant by that.
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Lol! Sister zoning is not bad though, a good marriage the couples have phases where they play all parts; mummy, sister, baby and back to wife. There's a good side to being sister zoned, fear not. Looooooooool!
ReplyDeleteThis is interesting. There is nothing bad in it. Take it with love sister. Happy people/couple.
ReplyDeleteWait until he calls you Mummy.
ReplyDeleteGood very soon you will be grandma zoned
ReplyDeletelol Na Love :P
ReplyDeleteI even still saw you people cheesing on the billboard on my way to the airport just this Sunday, so I'm a witness to the tear-rubberness of the marriage. Lol. To some men, mummy, pronounced 'mohmi' is the highest form of compliment and flattery. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Lol. Pele. Maybe a threat to withhold efo riro privileges will engender some actright. But forgive and forget. Na laugh cause am.
ReplyDeleteHAAAA!!! Madam sherry....Cherry i mean..why u wan make she stop the Efo riri concusion?
Deleteabi u no know say na wetin dey make us CRAY! in love be daht?
Na real Sister!!! Bobo no go kill me.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My belle wan burst with laughter ooooo, seriously i don't even know they do zoned people oooo, maybe it's because I've never been zone, buh am sure its gonna be the Boyfriend Zone...hehehe!
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sister zoned bawo? abeg stop being paranoid jare. except say you guys no longer do conjugal sommersault. Na dat time i go tell you to go and deliver Bobo of any sisterhood spirit that wants to grip him. *wink*
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ReplyDelete"Na from clap e go enter dance"
Sister Yemmie!
Forgive him please!
Llllooollll, so hilarious..i remember calling Le Boo 'my brother' the thing just jabo from my mouth like dat...though we laffed about it..pls take heart it happens...
ReplyDeleterolling on the floor sisi. Lets create Hashtag for Bobo #NoTOsSisterZoneBobo #ThouShallNotZoneSisi
ReplyDeleteVery funny,it happens.e ma binu
ReplyDeleteBest kinda zoning
ReplyDelete... just like he is stuck with his sisters forever!!!
... wife can be swapped, sisters cannot be swapped.
Enjoy being a sister-wifey... lol
Ahh u neva begin oh,my boy is learning to talk and so I have to resort to saying daddy and mommy,sometimes the thing dey vex my husband to the point he no go ans me cos unconsciously I now call him daddy
ReplyDeleteOkay i am laughing my head off..like your post always crack me up sha....sorry for the zoning you hear. am sure it was slip of the teeth
ReplyDeleteLoool, very hilarious!!! Don't worry it's only a matter of time, it will soon be 'mummy pelumi' or mummy tola
ReplyDeleteSisi Yemmie u are so funny. Enjoyed reading this
ReplyDeleteHilarious sissie. Enjoyed reading this..
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA Yemisi... you no just sound. taaaa..it was a slip of tongue jare...
ReplyDeleteHahaha...sisi yemmie...and her good sense humor...
ReplyDeleteAaaah, sisi... I thaught something worse had happened.. I belive he did not say it knowingly.. Maybe he thaught i was still those old days ofbeing single naa.. Try understand.. #flabberwehlmed #overghasted... Ure just too funny, biko!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious .. poor bobo. Lol..Yemi you are sth else
ReplyDeleteYou are safe sisi don't sweat it. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI still dey laugh!!!
ReplyDeleteYou cracked me up big time sisi Yemmie..I tot I was the only one. When I got married initially, my hubby would sister zone me a lota times and I would freak out...Now when he sister zones me, I lauf along, I dunno what changed sha...He even reminds me about how I used to freak out whenever he did it years back...he mummy zones me sometimes...but mostly now, am constantly his wife jare.
ReplyDeletewalai!!sisi ure hilarious..hmm we sister n brother zone each other o..lol!!he says my sister n corrects himself and i say my brother and correct myself too o..bt i dnt take it serious though.May we never reach the mummy and daddy zone o biko
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Ha!!! This really cracked me up. Your own betternow...some of us have been 'mommy' (pronounced 'mohmiii' zoned. LMAO!!! God dey sha
ReplyDeleteThis your post is hilarious , I don't think there's anything wrong in farting in front of your husband, well as for me my husband farts a lot and will even force me to stay with him in the same room but I don't fart when he is around at least not intentional, PS:I love your posts
ReplyDeleteLOL..Funny!
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