MY 2013 BIRTHDAY WISHLIST!!!

You see, I have been writing this list since my last birthday, some items I recently added. Why have I decided to share them with you guys? I know the Lord can lay it in someone’s heart to bless me with one or ALL of these items, allow yourself to be a vessel unto honour! LOL. *Serious face.

Ehen see my list:

Prayer: Sisi Yemmie goes through a lot, and the bestest way yu can help me, and the most beautiful thing you can give me is a prayer. Pray for me. When you're bore, pray for Sisi Yemmie. When you want to eat, pray for me. When you pray for yourself, pray for me.


Range Rover Sport: Do I really need to explain why I need this car in my life? DO I??? This car is just beautiful, exactly the kind of car I would want to cruise around in, of course I will not be driving it around Lagos, because these people here don’t have respect for better tin.

Smasung Galaxy S4,: You see, a lot of people using this phone have been raving about it. They said if you close your eye the phone will off, if you open it the tin will on. Ah! A ma rin nkan oh. I have a blackberry and an ancient iphone, I need an upgrade!

External Hard Drive Since I have been making a lot of videos, I noticed I no longer have space on my computer hard drive, and I DO NOT want to delete my videos, so if I have to keep making more, then I’ve got to have them stored somewhere so some day, when I have my own TV Station I can look back at my video library and say…ah! Where it all began!

Exotic Island: I want someone to buy me an exotic Island, (Bobo please take note), I need one. I don't need to give any reasons. I deserve one, the people wey dem dey buy for get 2 heads? Please, I'm not asking for too much! Just a plot abi acres of Island somewhere... do not YIMU!

Perfume I have a list of perfumes I want. I just like to see a huge collection of perfumes on my dresser, it gives me joy: I like to collect perfumes. I heard there particular aphrodisiac perfumes that can make men weak at the knees, ees eet true? I just want to test it out on Bobo.  LOL.

Shoes, I love shoes but I hardly buy any. It would be nice to given nice shoes, in colour RED, BLUE, BLACK, PINK, PURPLE….in fact just give me shoes in any colour! I have been wearing one constantly and the poor thing is begging for mercy already.  Ps. I’m a size 41 abi size 7.5, short girl, huge feet.

Final Cut Pro Video Editing software: I've been using iMovie to edit my videos and I want to upgrade my editing, this is of course for your viewing pleasure. This software costs about 200 pounds. Heavens!

Camera lens: I LOVE photography, and I really want to take it to the next level. DO NOT ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME! Everything in my life needs an upgrade! lol

Ankara Fabrics: I just want some Ankara, I only have one traditional/native wear, is that even proper? I need to start making new dresses biko send me some Ankara!

Wigs! I’m a Wigaholic and proud! Since a went back to my roots (natural  hair) I've fallen in love with wigs so much more and that’s because you can switch up your looks in just 2 seconds! Send me wigs!

I would love to have all these given to me, but I will understand if you cannot *sobs.

HOWEVER,

I am inviting you guys to donate to charity instead: I will be visiting the orphanage home on my birthday 19^th, Saturday October 2013, so donations of Indomie, Rice, Beans… general food stuff and provisions are very welcome.

You can also send in monetary donations, nothing is too small. Send me an email sisiyemmie@gmail.com for account details, don't worry, I won't chop your money! LOL. The orphanage of choice will be announced next week. If you want to come with me, abeg come, the more the merrier!  Lets spend my day, giving!