WHO TAKES THE FRONT SEAT?

I have been having some kind of malaria abi na sickness symptoms and I was wondering, 'what could have caused this', apparently the answer is because I havn't blogged in 7 days and I've been moving house and that kain thing is tedious...Its like carrying cement bags and modelling it on a runway! Infact, I have a long post on that. Watchout! lol. As for those rotten minds thinking and insisting it was because I was doing another form of 'weightlifting' during my vacation all I can say to you is this ...IT IS WELL WITH YOUR SOULS! lol

Anyways, I moved into this apartment and met this lovely 9ja chic on my block (she dashed me indomie the first day and Lord knows thats how I met my boyfriend-indomie). So she invites me out and because boredom don bellup me I kuku carry myself go chop osho-free rice. I heard it was going to be a nigerian thingy, and trust me, it was. From Ebenezer Obey's music, to peppersoup, to agbada-wearing-men and loud-waist-shaking-mothers in gele skentele. Trust me, the whole works! If you like call me , 'mo gbo mo ya', na you sabi!lol

The tory was this; my friends boyfriend came to pick us up and when we got to the car we met this chic sitting on the front seat and Y'all know the front seat is for IMPORTANT people. I remember when I was a kid, my sisters and I fit break bottle all for 'who will sit in front of daddy's car'...every child knows the importance of front seat. Na so this girl carry hersef go siddon there. That was a niggress moment just waiting to happen! My friend refused to enter the car and went to the party in another car.

Ok oh! She is a quiet girl niyen. My bodi just dey pepper me and I kept muttering to myself, 'what arrant effontry' like someone that was reciting her prayers. If na me ehn...I for load that girl slap, anytime she see front seat she go pick race.The babe should thank her lucky stars that she didnt try it with me, and that na obodo oyinbo we dey, cos if na warri ehn, i for just block am for one sharp corner n help her rearranggggggge her face...put her eyes for her forehead so that she go dey see road clear!

When we got to the owambe, the bobo was confused, he said he didn't know what to do, that he told the girl his girlfriend was coming but she still demanded (not ignorantly oh) to sit in front by force and that he couldn't tell her to go to the back. I personally feel thats disrespectful of the girl, maybe she was looking for wahala on purpose and I feel the dude should have been more assertive. Abeg oh, where I from come, noborry sits in the front except me...even if i no dey there, the front seat should be left unoccupied...must u sit in front?lol...see space full the back, why must u siddon in my spot?If you want to siddon for front, go and enter molue or hire cab or siddon in your own bobo's car.

I feel it is in the unwritten code of conduct, Article 2, subsection 5, kpe..."nobody seats in the front seat except important meambers which include, mother, father, girlfriend and wife. Any other person should go to the back if these important members are present". Abi no be so? Girls should stop misbehaving jare, and the girl in question knew what she did cos when we were going back home, she went to the back and made some lousy comments about not wanting to offend anybody, so she kuku know what she did. Guys also should be aware of the devices of the devil that come in form of those kind of friends that want to cause fight between you and your madam. I pardoned the dude cos he said this was the first time he's been caught in the situation, so I kia kia gave him the code of conduct. I doubt anyone will be sitting in front except his girlfriend in the future.

Ps. I no get power oh, please nobody should call me for fight oh.lol